I wanna be a pet, I wanna be made dumb and horny, made to hump random objects and to pant like a dog, to jerk off and edge like a loser. To piss over myself like I have no control.
Bathtub
Belt
Books
Car
Chair
Computer chair
Cooking pan
Cotton swab
Deck of cards
Dice
Ice cubes
Ruler
Scissors
Shoelace
Toilet paper roll
Toothbrush
Toothpaste